TUESDAY, JANUARY 8 2002
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
      - Mahatma Gandhi

MONDAY, JANUARY 7 2002
A duty which becomes a desire will ultimately become a delight.
      - George Gritter

SUNDAY, JANUARY 6 2002
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
      - Vince Lombardi

SATURDAY, JANUARY 5 2002
When I'd get tired and want to stop, I'd wonder what my next opponent was doing. When I could see him still working, I'd start pushing myself. When I see him in the shower, I'd push myself harder.
      - Dan Gable, Olympic gold medalist in wrestling

FRIDAY, JANUARY 4 2002
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
      - Napolean Hill

THURSDAY, JANUARY 3 2002
Life is like a cafetaria. You take your tray, select your food and pay at the other end. You can get anything you want as long as you are willing to pay the price. In a cafetaria, if you wait for people to serve you, you will wait forever. Life is like that too. You make choices and pay the price.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2 2002
Failures are of two kinds: those who did and never thought and those who thought and never did. Going through life without using our ability to think is like shooting without aiming.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 1 2002
All success stories are stories of great failures. The only difference is that every time they failed, they bounced back. This is called failing forward, rather than backward. You learn and move forward. Learn from your failure and keep going.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31 2001
People who've made it big have succeeded in spite of problems, not in the absence of them.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30 2001
Successful people don't do great things, they only do small things in a great way.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29 2001
"If you want to succeed, double your failure rate."
      - Tom Watson Sr.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28 2001
Success is not measured by how high we go up in life but by how many times we bounce back when we fall down.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27 2001
Success in life is not determined by how we are doing compared with others, but by how we are doing compared with what we are capable of doing.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26 2001
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
      - Abigail Van Buren

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25 2001
Do more than exist-live
Do more than touch-feel
Do more than look-observe
Do more than read-absorb
Do more than hear-listen
Do more than listen-understand
      - John H. Rhoades

MONDAY, DECEMBER 24 2001
Success and happiness go hand in hand. Success is getting what you want and happiness is wanting what you get!

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23 2001
Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal.
      - Earl Nightingale

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22 2001
Winners make it happen; Losers let it happen.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21 2001
Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: "Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you"; Losers follow the philosophy, "Do it to others before the do it to you."

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20 2001
Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things; Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19 2001
Winners use hard arguments but soft words; Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18 2001
Winners choose what they say; Losers say what they choose.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 17 2001
Winners are like a thermostat; Losers are like thermometers.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16 2001
Winners believe in win/win; Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15 2001
Winners see possibilities; Losers see problems.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14 2001
Winners see the gain; Losers see the pain.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13 2001
Winners are a part of the team; Losers are apart from the team.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12 2001
Winners have dreams; Losers have schemes.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11 2001
A Winner makes commitments; A Loser makes promises.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 10 2001
The Winner sees an answer for every problem; The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9 2001
The Winner always has a problem; The Loser always has an excuse.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8 2001
The Winner is always part of the answer; The Loser is always part of the problem.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7 2001
Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
      -- St. Francis of Assisi

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6 2001
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5 2001
One reason that I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
      -- Lady Astor

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4 2001
Remember, a person's character is not only judged by the company he or she keeps but also by the company he or she avoids.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 3 2001
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
      -- Derek Bok

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2 2001
Learning is like eating food. It is not how much you eat that matters, what counts is how much you digest.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1 2001
Schools are a fountain of knowledge: some students come to drink, some to sip and others just to gargle.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30 2001
There is nothing wrong with ignorance, but making a career out of it is stupidity.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29 2001
Being ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to learn to do things the right way.
      -- Benjamin Franklin

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28 2001
Illusion of knowledge is not education, but ignorance. Foolish people have a strange kind of confidence which comes only with ignorance.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27 2001
An expert is someone who knows all the answers if you ask the right questions.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26 2001
The first duty of a university is to teach wisdom, not trade; character, not technicalities.
      -- Winston Churchill

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25 2001
Intelligence is quickness to learn.
Ability is the skill to apply what is learned.
Competence is the ability and the desire to apply what is learned.
Desire is the attitude that makes a skillful person competent.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24 2001
Universities are turning out highly skilled barbarians because we don't provide a framework of values to young people, who more and more are searching for it.
      -- Steven Muller, President, John Hopkins University

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23 2001
I am sure all winners wanted to be procrastinators but never got around to it.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22 2001
Never leave till tomorrow which you can do today.
      -- Benjamin Franklin

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21 2001
Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.
      -- "Creed for Optimists" by Christian D. Larsen, in The Best of ... Bits & Pieces

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20 2001
Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.
      -- "Creed for Optimists" by Christian D. Larsen, in The Best of ... Bits & Pieces

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19 2001
"Dealing with people is like digging gold: When you go digging for an ounce of gold, you have to move tons of dirt to get an ounce of gold. But when you go digging, you don't go looking for the dirt, you go looking for the gold."
      -- Andrew Carnegie

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18 2001
The same opportunity never knocks twice. The next one may be better or worse, but it is never the same one.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17 2001
When people don't know how to recognize opportunity, they complain of noise when it knocks.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16 2001
The grass on the other side always looks greener. While we are eyeing the grass on the other side, there are others who are eyeing the grass on our side. They would be happy to trade places with us.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15 2001
Someone to Blaise Pascal (French philosopher): "If I had your brains, I would be a better person." Pascal: "Be a better person and you will have my brains."

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14 2001
People can be your biggest asset or your biggest liability.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13 2001
"The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind."
      -- William James, Harvard University

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12 2001
Success doesn't mean the absence of failures; it means the attainment of ultimate objectives. It means winning the war, not every battle.
      -- Edwin C. Bliss

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11 2001
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10 2001
You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9 2001
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
      -- The Shawshank Redemption

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8 2001
You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7 2001
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
      -- Dolly Parton

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6 2001
We the unwilling
working for the ungrateful
are doing the impossible.
We have done so much,
for so long,
with so little,
we are now qualified to
do anything with nothing.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5 2001
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.
      -- Actual exam answer

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4 2001
What we call human nature, is actually human habit.
      -- Jewel

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3 2001
"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."
      -- Jo Ramos

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2 2001
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
      -- Bob Hope

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1 2001
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
      -- Jonathan Swift

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31 2001
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
      -- Burt Bacharach

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30 2001
"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?"
      -- La Rochefoucauld

MONDAY, OCTOBER 29 2001
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics."
      -- Alfred E. Newman

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28 2001
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
      -- Mark Twain

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27 2001
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
      -- Sir Richard F. Burton

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26 2001
"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
      -- George Bernard Shaw

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25 2001
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
      -- David Friedman

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24 2001
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
      -- Erica Jong

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23 2001
"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life."
      -- Arthur Ashe

MONDAY, OCTOBER 22 2001
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 2001
"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done."
      -- Ernie Kovacs

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20 2001
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
      -- Douglas Adams

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19 2001
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18 2001
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17 2001
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
      -- Ashleigh Brilliant

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16 2001
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
      -- Ashleigh Brilliant

MONDAY, OCTOBER 15 2001
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
      -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14 2001
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
      -- Douglas Adams

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13 2001
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.
      -- Stroustrup

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 2001
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
      -- A. Whitney Brown

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11 2001
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
      -- Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10 2001
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
      -- Oscar Wilde

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 2001
Lord,
grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 2001
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
      -- Franklin P. Jones

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7 2001
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 2001
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 2001
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4 2001
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3 2001
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2 2001
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 1 2001
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 2001
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 2001
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 2001
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 2001
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 2001
No one is listening until you make a mistake.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 2001
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 2001
Its always the darkest hour before dawn. So if you are going to steal the neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 2001
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 2001
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 2001
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 2001
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 2001
There is no such things as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or bady written. That is all.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 2001
Literature is being taught as though it were only political medicine or political poison -- a view that is not only illiberal but illiterate.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 2001
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 2001
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 2001
Imaginative literature in the service of rebellion, or satanism, quickly sinks into exhibitionism or obscurity. Imaginative literature as the expression of a deeply apprehended truth, poetry which interprets to a man the myth of his own age, can in the hands of Dante, of Shakespeare, of Cervantes, of Camoes and of Goethe, help to raise the level of a whole civilization.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 2001
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 2001
Regnant populi. (The people rule.)
Pregnant ropuli. (The snake will soon lay eggs.)

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 2001
The universe is laughing behind your back.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 2001
UNIVERSE/NATURE
Reality is good for you... in small doses.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 2001
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 2001
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 2001
For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 2001
You don't fuck around with the infinite.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 2001
It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 2001
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 2001
Everything you've learned in school as 'obvious' becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 2001
God does not play dice with the universe.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 2001
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 2001
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 31 2001
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 30 2001
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29 2001
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 28 2001
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.

MONDAY, AUGUST 27 2001
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 2001
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 2001
I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 24 2001
It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, ‘Go away, I'm looking for the truth.’ and so it goes away. Puzzling.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 23 2001
Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22 2001
It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 21 2001
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

MONDAY, AUGUST 20 2001
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
      -- Ashleigh Brilliant

SUNDAY, AUGUST 19 2001
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 2001
Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17 2001
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 16 2001
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15 2001
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14 2001
Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

MONDAY, AUGUST 13 2001
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 12 2001
It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 11 2001
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
      -- Andrew A. Rooney

FRIDAY, AUGUST 10 2001
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9 2001
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
      -- Joe Paterno

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8 2001
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 7 2001
If A equals success, then the formula is:
   A= X + Y + Z
X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

MONDAY, AUGUST 6 2001
Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 5 2001
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 2001
50% of the high school graduates in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 3 2001
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 2 2001
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1 2001
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

TUESDAY, JULY 31 2001
There are three kinds of lies : Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

MONDAY, JULY 30 2001
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.

SUNDAY, JULY 29 2001
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.

SATURDAY, JULY 28 2001
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

FRIDAY, JULY 27 2001
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

THURSDAY, JULY 26 2001
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 25 2001
Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, "to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet', is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don’t take it personally) have the Pet of the Month." It is supposed that the continued use of the word "pet" to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that’s radical.

TUESDAY, JULY 24 2001
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes."

MONDAY, JULY 23 2001
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

SUNDAY, JULY 22 2001
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

SATURDAY, JULY 21 2001
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

FRIDAY, JULY 20 2001
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

THURSDAY, JULY 19 2001
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 18 2001
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

TUESDAY, JULY 17 2001
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

MONDAY, JULY 16 2001
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

SUNDAY, JULY 15 2001
If you are ever in an S&M relationship, make damn sure you are the S.

SATURDAY, JULY 14 2001
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

FRIDAY, JULY 13 2001
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.

THURSDAY, JULY 12 2001
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11 2001
When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

TUESDAY, JULY 10 2001
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

MONDAY, JULY 9 2001
I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

SUNDAY, JULY 8 2001
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

SATURDAY, JULY 7 2001
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

FRIDAY, JULY 6 2001
Do, or do not. There is no try.

THURSDAY, JULY 5 2001
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 4 2001
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.

TUESDAY, JULY 3 2001
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

MONDAY, JULY 2 2001
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

SUNDAY, JULY 1 2001
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no one else has done.