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Questions...

1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get your significant other's house, short or long?

2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two)

3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do?

4. You go up to your boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?

5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend go to sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when its time to wake up you go in their room and check on them. When you arrive, are they awake or asleep?

6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain road or the longer, more interesting road?

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NOW THE ANSWERS
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1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return. For example, if you chose 18 red and 2 white, you give 90% and expect 10% in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your significant other, then you like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves. If you went to get them yourself, then you are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.

4. The placement of roses determines how much you like to see your boy/girlfriend. Placing them on the bed means you like to see them a lot, while placing them on the windowsill means that you are alright with not seeing them as much.

5. This is representative of your attitude towards their personality. If you find them asleep, you love your boy/girlfriend the way they are. If you find them awake, you expect them to change for you.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone. If you chose the short road, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the longer one, you will tend to stay in love for a long time.



Which Tree does your Birthday fall under?

Dec 23 - Jan 1 Apple Tree Jan 2 - Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 - Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 - Feb 3 Cypress Tree Feb 4 - Feb 8 Poplar Tree Feb 9 - Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 - Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 1 - Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 - Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 Oak Tree Mar 22 - Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 1 - Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 - Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 - Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 1 - May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 - May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 - Jun 3 Ash Tree Jun 4 - Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 - Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 Birch Tree Jun 25 - Jul 4 Apple Tree Jul 5 - Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 - Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 - Aug 4 Cypress Tree Aug 5 - Aug 13 Poplar Tree Aug 14 - Aug 23 Cedar Tree Aug 24 - Sep 2 Pine Tree Sep 3 - Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 - Sep 22 Lime Tree Sep 23 Olive Tree Sep 24 - Oct 3 Hazelnut Tree Oct 4 - Oct 13 Rowan Tree Oct 14 - Oct 23 Maple Tree Oct 24 - Nov 11 Walnut Tree Nov 12 - Nov 21 Chestnut Tree Nov 22 - Dec 1 Ash Tree Dec 2 - Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 - Dec 21 Fig Tree Dec 22 Beech Tree

APPLE TREE (The Love)
Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and beloved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

FIR TREE (The Mysterious)
Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious uncounted lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

ELM TREE (The Noble)
Minuteness, pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends to not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

CYPRESS (The Faithfulness)
Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgement, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick- tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.

POPLAR (The Uncertainty)
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

CEDAR (The Confidence)
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

PINE TREE (The Particularity)
Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments till it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

WEEPING WILLOW (The Melancholy)
Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

LIME TREE (The Doubt)
Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labour, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.

HAZELNUT TREE (The Extraordinary)
Charming, undermining, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.

ROWAN (The Sensitivity)
Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

MAPLE (Independence of Mind)
No ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

WALNUT TREE (The Passion)
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

CHESTNUT TREE (The Honesty)
Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritate and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

ASH TREE (The Ambition)
Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trust-worthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.

HORNBEAM (The Good Taste)
Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgement, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with his/her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very consciences.

FIG TREE (The Sensibility)
Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

OAK (Robust nature)
Courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not love changes, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

BIRCH (The Inspiration)
Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does Not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

OLIVE TREE (The Wisdom)
Loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well- developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

BEECH (The Creative)
Has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialist, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).


This is a quick ten-question test. The results, "they" say, are remarkably on point.

Let me know what YOUR score is.

Grab a pencil and paper. List numbers one to ten, and then keep track of each of your letter answers. Do not scroll to the scoring until after you've taken the test, of course. If you want to forward this through e-mail, make sure you change the "Subject" portion of the e-mail to reflect YOUR total.

When you're finished, forward this to friends, and especially to the person who sent it to you initially.

1. When do you feel your best?
(a) In the morning
(b) During the afternoon and early evening
(c) Late at night

2. You usually walk :
(a) fairly fast, with long steps
(b) fairly fast, but with short, quick steps
(c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
(d) less fast, head down
(e) very slowly

3. When talking to people, you :
(a) stand with your arms folded
(b) have your hands clasped
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with :
(a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side
(b) your legs crossed
(c) your legs stretched out or straight
(d) with one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with :
(a) a big, appreciative laugh
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one
(c) a quiet chuckle
(d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you :
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
(c) make quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed

7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. If you are interrupted, you :
(a) welcome the break
(b) feel extremely irritated
(c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie :
(a) stretched out on your back
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach
(c) on your side, slightly curled
(d) with your head on one arm
(e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are :
(a) falling
(b) fighting or struggling
(c) searching for something or somebody
(d) flying or floating
(e) You usually have a dreamless sleep
(f) Your dreams are always pleasant

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1. (a) 2
   (b) 4
   (c) 6

2. (a) 6
   (b) 4
   (c) 7
   (d) 2
   (e) 1

3. (a) 4
   (b) 2
   (c) 5
   (d) 7
   (e) 6

4. (a) 4
   (b) 6
   (c) 2
   (d) 1

5. (a) 6
   (b) 4
   (c) 3
   (d) 5
   (e) 2

6. (a) 6
   (b) 4
   (c) 2

7. (a) 6
   (b) 2
   (c) 4

8. (a) 6
   (b) 7
   (c) 5
   (d) 4
   (e) 3
   (f) 2
   (g) 1

9. (a) 7
   (b) 6
   (c) 4
   (d) 2
   (e) 1

10. (a) 4
    (b) 2
    (c) 3
    (d) 5
    (e) 6
    (f) 1

Add the total number of points.

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OVER 60 POINTS :
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you, but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS :
Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once - someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS :
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS :
Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is broken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS :
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS :
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs to be looked after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only the people who know you well know that you aren't.


World life test! Get a pen/pencil and number a piece of paper from 1-9 and see what kind of person you really are!

1. Pick your one favorite color -
Blue, Green, Yellow, Red, Pink, or Purple

2. Pick 1 flower
Rose, Daisy, or Sunflower

3. Girls which do you wear? bikini or one piece?
Guys which do you wear? board shorts or Speedo's?

4. Do you like Day or Night?

5. Do you prefer the phone or the Internet?

6. Do you prefer dogs or cats?

7. Do you have brown, blond, or red hair?

8. Do you prefer gold or silver?

9. Would you rather go to the mall or go to the beach?

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1. Blue - sweet, kind, and playful
   Green - polite, fun loving, and calm
   Yellow - happy, cute, cheerful
   Red - romantic, sweet, smart
   Pink - hyper, playful, kind
   Purple - fun loving, cute, sweet

2. Rose - romantic always ready to make out
   Daisy - sweet to relax
   Sunflower- happy and bright always ready to have a good time

3. Girls : bikini - easy going
   One piece - more conservative
   Boys : board shorts - fun loving
   Speedo's - old guys

4. Day - bright and happy
   Night - cute and romantic

5. Phone - loves to chat and have a good time
   Internet - likes to do homework

6. Dogs - happy loves to party
   Cats - sweet loves to party but not as much

7. Brown - mysterious
   Blond - loves to party
   Red - hot personality

8. Gold - you're into money
   Silver - you care about how you look

9. Mall - you're into fashion
   Beach - you are ready to have a fun time


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE : do not go back and count them again. See below...
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There are six F's in the sentence.
A person of average intelligence finds three of them.
If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.
Pretty weird, huh? Pass this on to anyone you feel would enjoy this.



What your birth month says about you?

JANUARY
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticise
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organised
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Homely person
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous

FEBRUARY
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realising dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside
* Superstitious and ludicrous
* Spendthrift
* Learns to show emotions

MARCH
* Attractive personality
* Affectionate
* Shy and reserved
* Secretive
* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
* Loves peace and serenity
* Sensitive to others
* Loves to serve others
* Not easily angered
* Trustworthy
* Appreciative and returns kindness
* Observant and assess others
* Revengeful
* Loves to dream and fantasize
* Loves travelling
* Loves attention
* Hasty decisions in choosing partners
* Loves home decors
* Musically talented
* Loves special things
* Moody

APRIL
* Active and dynamic
* Desicive and haste but tends to regret
* Attractive and affectionate to oneself
* Strong mentality
* Loves attention
* Diplomatic
* Consoling
* Friendly and solves people's problems
* Brave and fearless
* Adventurous
* Loving and caring
* Suave and generous
* Emotional
* Revengeful
* Agressive
* Hasty
* Good memory
* Moving
* Motivate oneself and the others
* Sickness usually of the head and chest
* Easily get too jealous

MAY
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* Loves travelling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Not having many children
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift

JUNE
* Thinks far with vision
* Easily influenced by kindness
* Polite and soft-spoken
* Having lots of ideas
* Sensitive
* Active mind
* Hesitating
* Tends to delay
* Choosy and always wants the best
* Temperamental
* Funny and humorous
* Loves to joke
* Good debating skills
* Talkative
* Daydreamer
* Friendly
* Knows how to make friends
* Abiding
* Able to show character
* Easily hurt
* Prone to getting colds
* Loves to dress up
* Easily bored
* Fussy
* Seldom show emotions
* Takes time to recover when hurt
* Brand conscious
* Executive
* Stubborn
* Those who love me are enemies
* Those who hate me are friends

JULY
* Fun to be with
* Secretive
* Difficult to fathom and to be understood
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Takes pride in oneself
* Has reputation
* Easily consoled
* Honest
* Concern about people's feelings
* Tactful
* Friendly
* Approachable
* Very emotional
* Temperamental and unpredictable
* Moody and easily hurt
* Witty and sarky
* Sentimental
* Not revengeful
* Forgiving but never forgets
* Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things
* Guides others physically and mentally
* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
* Caring and loving
* Treats others equally
* Strong sense of sympathy
* Wary and sharp
* Judge people through observations
* Hardworking
* No difficulties in studying
* Loves to be alone
* Always broods about the past and the old friends
* Likes to be quiet
* Homely person
* Waits for friends
* Never looks for friends
* Not aggressive unless provoked
* Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
* Loves to be loved
* Easily hurt but takes long to recover
* Overly concerned
* Puts in effort in work

AUGUST
* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Taked high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraodinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poor resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and travelling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings
* Choosy especially in relationships
* Loves wide things
* Systematic

OCTOBER
* Loves to chat
* Loves those who love him
* Loves to takes things at the centre
* Attractive and suave
* Inner and physical beauty
* Does not lie or pretend
* Sympathetic
* Treats friends importantly
* Always making friends
* Easily hurt but recovers easily
* Bad tempered
* Selfish
* Seldom helps unless asked
* Daydreamer
* Very opinionated
* Does not care of what others think
* Emotional
* Decisive
* Strong clairvoyance
* Loves to travel, the arts and literature
* Soft-spoken, loving and caring
* Romantic
* Touchy and easily jealous
* Concerned
* Loves outdoors
* Just and fair
* Spendthrift and easily influenced
* Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER
* Has a lot of ideas
* Difficult to fathom
* Thinks forward
* Unique and brilliant
* Extraodinary ideas
* Sharp thinking
* Fine and strong clairvoyance
* Can become good doctors
* Careful and cautious
* Dynamic in personality
* Secretive
* Inquisitive
* Knows how to dig secrets
* Always thinking
* Less talkative but amiable
* Brave and generous
* Patient
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* If there is a will, there is a way
* Determined
* Never give up
* Hardly become angry unless provoked
* Loves to be alone
* Thinks differently from others
* Sharp-minded
* Motivates oneself
* Does not appreciates praises
* High-spirited
* Well-built and tough
* Deep love and emotions
* Romantic
* Uncertain in relationships
* Homely
* Hardworking
* High abilities
* Trustworthy
* Honest and keeps secrets
* Not able to control emotions
* Unpredictable

DECEMBER
* Loyal and generous
* Patriotic
* Active in games and interactions
* Impatient and hasty
* Ambitious
* Influential in organisations
* Fun to be with
* Loves to socialise
* Loves praises
* Loves attention
* Loves to be loved
* Honest and trustworthy
* Not pretending
* Short tempered
* Changing personality
* Not egoistic
* Takes high pride in oneself
* Hates restrictions
* Loves to joke
* Good sense of humor
* Logical



"Professional Quiz"

This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional.

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is :
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Incorrect answer :
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.
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Correct answer :
Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This question tests your foresight.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct answer :
The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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Correct Answer :
Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
This question tests your reasoning ability.


So...
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.


SEND A BLANK COPY OF THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN FILL IT OUT HONESTLY ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT IT TO YOU!

~*BEGINNING SURVEY*~

1) FIRST NAME :

2) MIDDLE NAME :

3) LAST NAME :

4) NICKNAMES :

5) BIRTHDAY :

6) DO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?

7) IF SO, WHAT IS THEIR NAME?

8) WHAT IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR?

9) WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND?

10) ARE ME AND YOU CLOSE?

11) DO YOU WISH THAT WE COULD BE CLOSER?

12) WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORY WITH ME?

13) WHAT IS YOUR WORST MEMORY WITH ME?

14) IF YOU YOU COULD TAKE BACK TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU WOULD CHANGE BETWEEN US?

15) DO YOU THINK THAT I AM? (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY)
( ) ANNOYING
( ) SMART
( ) BORING
( ) FRIENDLY
( ) FUNNY
( ) LIFE OF THE PARTY
( ) BEAUTIFUL
( ) LOUD
( ) ATHLETIC
( ) UGLY
( ) QUIET
( ) HAVE GOOD TASTE
( ) SLUTTY
( ) FUN
( ) SWEETIE

16) WHAT IS ONE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT YOU WOULD GIVE TO ME?

17) DO YOU THINK THAT I AM HAPPY IN LIFE?

18) WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK ME ANYTHING?

<~*END SURVEY*~>


ONLY ANSWER IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

1) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON ME?

2) IF SO, DO YOU STILL NOW?

3) HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ME?

4) WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS ME?

5) IF YOU COULD TELL ME ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

6) WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF ME AND YOU WERE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR?

7) WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO HAPPEN?

8) IF ME AND YOU GOT LOST OUT IN THE WOODS, AND A BIG BAD BEAR ATTACKED ME... WOULD YOU RESCUE ME?

9) ARE ME AND YOU GOOD FRIENDS?

10) WOULD YOU LIKE FOR US TO BE?

11) HAVE WE EVER DATED?

12) WHY NOT?

13) HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYTHING YOU HAVE BEEN DYING TO TELL ME?

14) IF SO, WHAT?


SEND THE FILLED OUT ONE BACK TO ME!!!

MAKE SURE YOU SEND A BLANK COPY TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS


Want to know your friends better?
Copy the questions below, fill them up and send them along to each of your friends through e-mail. Ask them to fill in the answers to the questions and send their info along to you and their other friends as well.

TELL US ABOUT YOU
1. What time is it :
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate :
3. Nicknames :
4. Parent's names :
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake :
6. Date that you regularly blow them out :
7. Pets :
8. Height :
9. Hair color :
10. Piercings? :
11. Tattoos :

HAVE YOU EVER...
12. Had the drink calypso breeze?
13. Been in love? truthfully?
14. Been to Africa?
15. Been toilet papering?
16. Been toilet papered?
17. Loved someone so much it made you cry?

WHICH DO YOU PREFER? (This? or That?)
18. Croutons or bacon bits :
19. 2 door or 4 door (on a car) :
20. Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper :
21. Coffee or ice cream :
22. Blanket or stuffed animal :

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE...
23. Salad dressing :
24. Color of socks :
25. Number :
26. Why? :
27. Movie :
28. Quote from a movie :
29. Favorite holiday :
30. Food :
31. Day of the week :
32. Song :
33. TV show :
34. Hotel :
35. Word :
36. Favorite colour :
37. Toothbrush :
38. Restaurant :
39. Flower :
40. Alcoholic drink :
41. Sport to watch :
42. Love song :
43. Rap song :
44. Country song :
45. Zoo animal :
46. Sesame street character :
47. Disney character :

QUESTIONS
48. When was your last hospital check up :
49. Do you drink?
50. What color is your bedroom carpet?
51. What was the name of your childhood blanket?
52. What do you think of the ouija board?
53. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
54. Who was the last person you got mail from before this one?
55. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
56. What do you do most often when you are bored?
57. Which word or phrase do you overuse?
58. Name the person you are friends with that lives farthest away :
59. Funniest thing is :
60. Bed time :
61. Who will respond to this the fastest?
62. Who is least likely to respond?
63. What time is it now?

THE END!!! THANK YOU!!


On a separate sheet of paper :


1. First, write the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two single numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

6. Finally make a sincere wish - one that you HONESTLY would like to come true.


And here is the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. (don't laugh or gawk - read on)

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.


Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy this entire set of questions and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Answer the questions truthfully. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you, that is me. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Don't forget to send a copy back to me!!!


FULL NAME :

SEX :

LIVING ARRANGEMENT :

AREA OF STUDY :

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? :

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? :

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? :

FAVORITE BOARD GAME :

FAVORITE MAGAZINE :

FAVORITE SMELLS :

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD :

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD :

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK :

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? :

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? :

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING? :

PEN OR PENCIL? :

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? :

FUTURE SON'S NAME :

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME :

FAVORITE FOODS :

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS :

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? :

FAVORITE ICE CREAM :

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS :

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? :

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS :

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY :

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR :

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? :

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK :

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? :

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? :

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? :

GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? (if you are a girl skip this one) :

GIRLS - WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? :

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? :

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? :

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? :

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? :

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? :

WHAT IS FAVORITE SNAPPLE? :

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? :

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? :

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? :

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? :

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? :

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? :

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM VEHICLE? :

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH :

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND :


No Peeking at the answers!!!

SELF TEST

Learn Something About Yourself
This one's a little different for everyone.

First, answer questions 1-10. Then, scroll down to the results. Don't go to the results before you answer the questions.

Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!

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1. What is your favourite out of these three?
a. Cat
b. Bird
c. Dog

2. What is your favorite color?
a. Pink
b. White
c. Black

3. Name a person of the same sex.

4. Name a person of the opposite sex.

5. Do like the mountains or the beach better?

6. Do you like to watch the sun rise or the sun set?

7. What is your favorite number from 1-10?

8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose
b. fern
c. a dead one

9. What is your favorite season?
a. spring
b. winter
c. summer

10. Make two wishes...

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Okay, now for the results...

1. a) Cat : You love yourself the most.
   b) Bird : You like hearing yourself talk.
   c) Dog : You put others before yourself.

2. a) Pink : You're outgoing
   b) White : You're classical
   c) Black : You're living on the edge.

3. This person is your lucky star.

4. You'll become very, very close with this person.

5. a) Mountains : Fast-paced wedding.
   b) Beach : Slow-paced wedding.

6. a) Sunrise : You're a morning person and you get more done.
   b) Sunset : You are romantic and you fall in and out of crushes slowly.

7. The number you picked is how many it will take before you find your true love.

8. a) Red rose : Your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny.
   b) Fern : Your life will be predictable and safe.
   c) A dead one : You're one sick person!

9. a) Spring : You're hopelessly romantic.
   b) Winter : You're a hugging kind of person.
   c) Summer : You're a "bare all" kind of person.

10. If you send this to :
a) 1 person, your 1st wish will come true.
b) 5 people, both of your wishes will come true.
c) 10 or more people, both your wishes will come true in two days.



Test your Lateral Thinking



1.       man
     ------------
         board

Ans. = man overboard


2.      stand
     ------------
            i

Ans. = I understand


ok?... get the drift? Let's try a few now & see how you fare?


3.   /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines


4.   r
     road
      a
      d

Ans. = cross road


5.   cycle
      cycle
      cycle

Ans. = tricycle


6.   t
      o
      w
      n

Ans. = downtown


7.   le /
         / vel
       /

Ans. = split level


8.        0
     ------------
         M.D.
        Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero


9.       knee
     ------------
          light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)


10.     ii   ii
      -----------
          O   O

Ans. = circles under the eyes



11.   dice
        dice

Ans. = paradise (pair o dise)


12.   t
        o
        u
        c
        h

Ans. = touchdown


13.       ground
      ---------------
              feet
              feet
              feet
              feet
              feet
              feet

Ans. = six feet underground


14.   he's / himself

Ans. = he's besides himself


15.   ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance


16.   death / life

Ans. = life after death


17.   THINK

Ans.  think big!!


And the last one is fundoo............


18.   ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans.  long time, no 'c' (see)


--- Personal Information ---

Full Given Name :
Nicknames :
Screen Names :
BirthPlace :
Hair :
Eyes :
Height :
Weight :
ICQ # :
Website :

--- Love Life And Stuff Related ---

Boyfriend/Girlfriend :
If not who would you like to be your BF/GF :
How Long have you been with your GF/BF :
Current Crush (If your dating, name someone else) :
Sexiest Person Alive :
Ugliest Person Alive :

--- Music ---

Favourite Band :
Favourite Singer :
Favourite Male Singer:
Favourite Female Singer :
Favourite TV Theme :
Song You're Currently listening To :
Last Song You Listened To :
Favourite Type Of music :
Favourite Song :
Favourite Video :
Catchy Song :
Most Hated Band :
Favourite S Club 7 Member :

--- Dream ---

Date :
Car :
Job :
Home :
Location to live :

--- Favourite ---

Food :
Drink :
TV Show :
Item of Clothing :
MuchMusic VJ :
Website :
Quote :
Movie :

--- Friends ---

Best :
Good Friends :
Last Thing You Did With a Friend :
Last Movie You went to with a Friend :
Hottest :
Craziest :
Loudest :
Most Shy :
Dumbest :
Say Something Nice about the person who Sent This to you :
Say Something That's On Your Mind :


PASS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and to me as well!!!


Just try this

CHINESE NEW YEAR

The Year Of the Iron Dragon, wishing you prosperity and Good Fortune!

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T!!!

Take 3 minutes and try this - it will freak you out!! The person who sent this said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. But no cheating!!! This game has a funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes - worth a try.

First get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know, and go with your first instincts!! Scroll down one line at the a time-don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun!!!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.
5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.
6. Finally make a wish.

And here is the key of the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.
10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.


1. Name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow.

3. Your first initial.

4. Your birth month.

5. Do you like white or black better?

6. Name of person of the same sex.

7. Favorite number.

8. Do you like California or Florida better?

9. Do you like the ocean or the lake better?

10. Make a realistic wish (not some stupid thing that you KNOW won't happen!)
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Here is the code to your answers!

1) is the name of the person you are deeply in love with, or soon will be

2) If you chose :
Red - You are a very alert person and your life is full of love.
Black - You keep mostly to your self and you are very aggressive.
Green - You are a wild and wacky person and you like to kiss and make out.
Blue - You are a mellow person but, you like to party.
Yellow - You are a bright and cheery person and you like to make others in your life happy.

3) If your initial is :
A-K : You have lots of love in your life and most likely you currently have a crush.
L-R : You usually have a fun time in life and your love life is about to start booming.
S-Z : You like to party and you will be very successful later on in life.

4) If you were born in :
JANUARY-MARCH : You will have a good year over all and you will soon have a crush or you already do.
APRIL-JUNE : Your love life will start booming soon and whatever happens will last for a long time.
JULY-SEPTEMBER : You will have a good year in love, and your current life will soon take a turn for the better.
OCTOBER-DECEMBER : You have a pretty good love life going for you but it will soon grow.

5) If you chose :
Black - Your life will take a slight turn for the best and you will have a pretty good love life and year.
White - You will soon develop a crush of your own and have a good year.

6) This person is one of your best friends.

7) This number is how many days it will take for you and the person in #1 to get together.

8) If you chose :
Florida - You like parties and you are usually hyper.
California - You like making out and parties.

9) If you chose :
Ocean - You are wild person and you love to make out.
Lake - You are a mellow person and you like to keep to yourself.

10) Your wish will only come true if you send this to 10 or more people.


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