If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits

If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't, he feels secure in your love

If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along

If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he'll visit you instead

If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful

If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be

If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet
If you don't, he'll love you from afar

If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you

If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you

If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind

If he fails to help you in crossing the street, you know you're a big girl
If he does, he shows that he'll always be there for you

If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, you know why -- he's one hot babe

If you talk, he'll always listen
If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know


In short :

So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvelous...

MEN!